data-shell's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Waterman"]

Well...

Don't get me wrong, I like it. But, the characters are drawn very poorly. I mean like, it seems intentional, but you have weird lines on them that could've easily been fixed. And the cars, and other such things are very mis-shapen. The best thing you drew were the non original characters(Prime, Trix Rabbit, Donkey Kong, ect..) And that's just because you probably traced over them. That Breakfast Club joke was DIRECTLY stolen from a Family Guy episode. Taking the humor is one thing, taking a whole joke is another. All forms of art are copying others, but when you know you're copying another...it's time to stop.

[* Subliminal Messages *]

Yeah...no.

If that is in fact your girlfriend, and you're 15...unless you snagged yourself an older chick(with a name like Gundam and the intelligence to make a movie this terrible I really doubt you're a catch) that would almost make this child porn, now wouldn't it? I'm not blowing the whistle because I'm not totally sure. But...she still looks 16 at most. Although if she really is your girlfriend, and you had to talk her into taking pictures, I'm sure you're a really respectable piece of slime to post them online.

[BatteryClock Pays]

Oooo. Battery Clock is crap.

Anyway, you're easily one of the coolest clocks. I must say...white people have fun. So do other kinds of people. I'm tired. Anyway this was spiffy, I like your clock's voice.

[Cube 2 : Hypercube]

I don't like it.

It's pretty...but using poser characters in non-flash created enviornments. It kind of makes me wonder if you even have flash abilities. Draw you're own enviornments and characters and maybe it would lead to respect.

[Sonne]

Impressive.

I'm completely impressed. I'm not a huge clock fan, but that doesn't matter with this. I think that this movie was amazing none the less. The song went perfectly with the german theme. The Evangelion faces didn't exactly fit for the concept, but they were still spiffy to see if you like the series. The dramatics in the movie were great. And I'm honestly shocked you can get the whole Sonne song + Requiem song + the movie in such a small file size.

[Not a normal Stick Death]

...Kayness

You...YOU MADE THE CATS EAT HIM! See ok, the fire I wasn't expecting. But it was amusing(and seemed to take longer than it should have) The hippo I REALLY didn't expect...but ok...a pinkish purple hippo falling from the sky, that can happen. I've seen it. BUT CATS DO NOT EAT DEAD HUMANS! I don't think. Chicken pot pie. MARTHA WASHINGTON!!

[screaming lunatic]

Hm.

I loved the concept. Running around screaming like a nut, nothing beats that. BUT...It lacked any sort of substance to it. I mean I believe if you were to re-do it, and spend some actual time on it, you would have an insane masterpiece on your hands. I loved his little crown though.

izax-1 responds:

maybe i will... thank you