Score: 5

"Well..."

submission: "Waterman"

date: December 20, 2003

Don't get me wrong, I like it. But, the characters are drawn very poorly. I mean like, it seems intentional, but you have weird lines on them that could've easily been fixed. And the cars, and other such things are very mis-shapen. The best thing you drew were the non original characters(Prime, Trix Rabbit, Donkey Kong, ect..) And that's just because you probably traced over them. That Breakfast Club joke was DIRECTLY stolen from a Family Guy episode. Taking the humor is one thing, taking a whole joke is another. All forms of art are copying others, but when you know you're copying another...it's time to stop.

Score: 6

"Kay"

submission: The Taste Of Ink

date: March 25, 2003

That took 2 days? Eh...kay. Moving clock sprites is the easiest thing ever in my opinion. And as for the other pictures...a couch, a really ugly bed, a flower, and some speakers were all you had to draw... Those normally take a matter of 15 minutes each...so unless it was one hour a night...the time span makes no sense. Good music choice though.

Score: 4

"Hrm"

submission: Blind Metal Preview

date: March 20, 2003

Well...Korn. The animation was based around Korn's Issues cover...one of them anyway, and then you had that nice little Korn text. My theory is to have a good concept, it has to contain originality. Draw your own characters. C-R-E-A-T-E something. Work more on how you time things as well. My first flash movie went a mile a minute...Most of the people who review you havn't touched flash in their lives and think they know everything. Critics. But I know that timing isn't the easiest thing to master. just work on it.

Score: 0

"Yeah...no."

submission: * Subliminal Messages *

date: March 14, 2003

If that is in fact your girlfriend, and you're 15...unless you snagged yourself an older chick(with a name like Gundam and the intelligence to make a movie this terrible I really doubt you're a catch) that would almost make this child porn, now wouldn't it? I'm not blowing the whistle because I'm not totally sure. But...she still looks 16 at most. Although if she really is your girlfriend, and you had to talk her into taking pictures, I'm sure you're a really respectable piece of slime to post them online.

Score: 4

"uh huh."

submission: -intense-import- beta 1.0

date: March 13, 2003

So let me get this straight. You took a really good concept from other people. And then you decided to take out all the features that make it good in the first place. Yes...that's..not..good.

Score: 10

"I miss it."

submission: A Tribute To Fred Rogers

date: March 13, 2003

You get a 5. For Sure. I remember staying home sick from school and watching him all day. I miss those times. (even though my last name is Rodgers, and in school all I ever heard was "Look it's Mr. Rogers, haha I'm clever I bet no one has ever said that to you before")

Score: 8

"Oooo. Battery Clock is crap."

submission: BatteryClock Pays

date: March 10, 2003

Anyway, you're easily one of the coolest clocks. I must say...white people have fun. So do other kinds of people. I'm tired. Anyway this was spiffy, I like your clock's voice.

Score: 5

"I don't like it."

submission: Cube 2 : Hypercube

date: March 6, 2003

It's pretty...but using poser characters in non-flash created enviornments. It kind of makes me wonder if you even have flash abilities. Draw you're own enviornments and characters and maybe it would lead to respect.

Score: 10

"Impressive."

submission: Sonne

date: February 25, 2003

I'm completely impressed. I'm not a huge clock fan, but that doesn't matter with this. I think that this movie was amazing none the less. The song went perfectly with the german theme. The Evangelion faces didn't exactly fit for the concept, but they were still spiffy to see if you like the series. The dramatics in the movie were great. And I'm honestly shocked you can get the whole Sonne song + Requiem song + the movie in such a small file size.

Score: 8

"...Kayness"

submission: Not a normal Stick Death

date: February 23, 2003

You...YOU MADE THE CATS EAT HIM! See ok, the fire I wasn't expecting. But it was amusing(and seemed to take longer than it should have) The hippo I REALLY didn't expect...but ok...a pinkish purple hippo falling from the sky, that can happen. I've seen it. BUT CATS DO NOT EAT DEAD HUMANS! I don't think. Chicken pot pie. MARTHA WASHINGTON!!